Prepare yourselves for a shocking story!

Carl Carter has lost his job, house, wife, and is being chassed by all sorts of ridiculus people! As he ran through the park, he fell into an enormous rabbit hole. He appeared in Wonderland and landed on top of the White Rabbit. The Queen of Hearts made Carl into the new White Rabbit. As soon as carl realized there wasn't a bar in Wonderland, he climbed the rabbit hole back to earth.

The Bunny sold all of the original White Rabbit's valuables to a pawn shop. He went to a grocery store to buy some food and saw an unusuale carrot. The Bunny swore he saw a face in the carrot, and made it his sidekick.

Well, That wasn't too bad, was it?